It is done. orz Request for ghostlywail for fluffy NSFW JohnDave.
It’s John and Dave’s first anniversary, and Dave is glad to finally get a chance to put together a date for a change. But things haven’t gone entirely to plan the way Dave hoped. Yet “not to plan” isn’t always a bad thing.
My moirail needed fluff. So I fluffed.
Dave and John get up early to make sure Casey has the perfect lunch for her first day of kindergarten.
I am still really bad at summaries.
I’m finally off heavy-duty painkillers and can pay attention to things for more than 30 seconds at a time… ;u;
Nev probably thinks I’m filling his request. I’m not. I was, but then it got highly self-indulgent and egregiously fluffy.
Dave had a bad day at work, but John is armed with swing music…
Shameless cheesy fluff +laughing Dave
I’m not sorry.
This isn’t going to make a lot of sense without this song at the ready.
I’m working on requests, too, I swear. orz
Cross posted from this kink meme prompt:
So, in an AU where the kids and trolls have newly settled together in uneasy co-habitation, the kids start to think about reproducing (I imagine they’d be about 19-20 at this point) – Rose and John having kids (though I don’t want them to be together romantically), and Dave and Jade having kids, I want to see how the trolls react to pregnant humans, basically I would like to see Kanaya being completely fascinated and a bit protective of her pregnant matesprit, and to be realistic, a bit grossed out too.
Bonus for Karkat/John on the side and trolls getting jealous about Rose and John’s mating.
Double bonus if Rose gets majorly hormonal and becomes vicious enough to scare even the most formidable trolls (any other pregnancy cliché’s that take your fancy would be hilarious, also)
Tripple bonus for Rose/Kanaya comfort lovin’, the fluffiest, most sensual smut ever, rot my teeth, anons.
This will eventually contain some fluffy smut, but for the most part, I’m thinking it’s going to be pretty sfw, so no label ‘til then. :)
Pepsicola Saturday, now in a single, manageable post!
It’s a one-shot, but it’s somehow the longest fic, word-wise on my AO3. Whoops.
-Saturday 9:00 AM, Bedroom-
“Come on, Hummingbird, rise and shine!” John shakes Dave’s shoulder gently.
“Mmngrnl…” Dave grumbles and buries his face in his pillow.
John chuckles. “Hmm?”
Dave turns his head toward John, his eyes still closed. “Fuck off.”
John kisses him on the forehead before sliding out from under the covers. “I’ll go make breakfast.”
A ficlet inspired by some of Michelle’s musings on when John and Dave meet in the canon universe. :)
And I promise the next chapter of Never Not Normal is coming soon! In the meanwhile, please enjoy my request drabbles. orz
Your name is John Egbert, and you are literally moments away from meeting your best bro face-to-face, and you’re giddy with excitement and nervousness. You know each other so well that it feels like you’ve already met but… what if he’s changed a lot? what if he doesn’t care about you anymore? It’s been three years, after all—he’s probably moved on with his life—as much of a life as can be had on a meteor with his ecto-sister and some trolls. You snicker a bit at the thought before remembering that you spent the last three years playing a video game with Dave sprite, your ecto-sister, and some consorts.
So you promptly shove those thoughts out of your head as Jade hollers at you, practically ready to jump over the side of the ship. “John, come on! They’re waiting!” You look over to give your Jade a nervous grin before following her at a jog to the ship’s hatch, long windsock hood trailing behind you.